键盘侠｜奥托-波特乃张大帅再世！库里终于冲破“圣诞魔咒”
[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (27-6) defeat the Phoenix Suns (26-6), 116 – 107
【赛后贴】俊杰（27胜6负）以116-107克服太阳（26胜6负）
两边主要球员数据：
俊杰：小奥托-波特19分6板3助攻，库里33分4板6助攻3抢断，格林8分7板10助攻3抢断3盖帽，卢尼8分10板2助攻，小佩顿14分9板2助攻，库明加12分，别利察10分2板2助攻。
太阳：保罗21分6板8助攻，艾顿18分7板，布克13分3板3助攻，布里奇斯17分6板，克劳德8分3板2助攻，约翰逊11分2板2助攻，麦基8分7板，佩恩7分2板2助攻。
[–]LakersJayveesac 1615 points an hour ago
The NBA really let the Warriors get Otto Porter for cheap
湖人球迷：NBA真的让俊杰用底薪签下了奥托-波特。
[–][DET] Grant HillUrAveragePanda 572 points an hour ago
Wilt Chamberlain again man
活塞球迷：这是维尔特-张伯伦再世啊。
[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalaoh_what_a_shot 225 points an hour ago
He just faked his death to prove that he could still win in the current league
俊杰球迷：大帅伪造了本人的殒命，然后证实本人仍旧可以在当今的同盟赢球。
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 109 points an hour ago
“Wilt couldn’t shoot. Wilt is dead.”
I took that personally.
尼克斯球迷：“大帅不会投篮，大帅以前死了。”
我以为这是针对大帅。
[–]Pistonsmrtonybones 193 points an hour ago
Wife said, “Who’s the guy that looks like Lionel Richie?”
活塞球迷：我妻子说，“谁人长得像莱昂纳尔-里奇（美国歌手）（上图）的家伙是谁？”
[–]Warriorsducka_ducka_ducka 112 points an hour ago
I KEEP SAYING THAT!!! And I am also a wife. Are we married?
俊杰球迷：我也不休如此说。并且我也是一位妻子，我们两完婚了吗？
[–]NetsHamsterupyourass 22 points 59 minutes ago
yes ??
篮网球迷：是的，??
[–]Netsourcourageourcancer 249 points an hour ago
We all know Steph is better than Dell but is it time to talk about Otto being better than Wilt?
篮网球迷：我们都晓得斯蒂芬比戴尔（老库里）凶猛，但是我们如今是不是该讨论波特比维尔特（张伯伦）凶猛了？
[–]WarriorsShadowClawz 87 points an hour ago
Otto > Wilt
Reason: 3s. That’s it lol
俊杰球迷：奥托>维尔特
来由：奥托有三分，这就够了。
[–]WarriorsParalimos23 42 points an hour ago
If Kerr gives him the green light, he could score 101. Damn Kerr.
俊杰球迷：假如科尔让波特放开抡的话，他约莫取得101分。可憎的科尔。
[–]WarriorsThe_Void_Reaver 101 points an hour ago
I’m pretty sure he turned down bigger offers from other teams explicitly to play with Steph and in Kerr’s offense; same with Bjelica who played incredibly tonight.
俊杰球迷：我很确定他回绝了其他球队的更大条约，他想和库里并且在科尔的体系下打球。别利察也是一样，他今晚十分出色。
[–]TheRed_Knight 43 points an hour ago
Wilt Jr back in the bay
小维尔特今天回到了湾区。
[–]Lakersrawchess 14 points an hour ago
Vet min Wilt
湖人球迷：照旧宿将底薪加盟的。
[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 1179 points an hour ago*
It’s rare that these big games live up to the hype but if anything, this game exceeded it.
RIGHT UNTIL OTTOMATIC TOOK OVER
猛龙球迷：圣诞大战很少能到达人们的预期，但假如产生的话，这场比赛以前凌驾预期了。
直到奥托步枪主宰了比赛。（这里谐音梗，automatic主动步枪）
[–]GrizzliesJayOwenWest 358 points an hour ago
Just as we all predicted, the Warriors’ superstar heating up from 3 and taking over.
灰熊球迷：就和我们一切人猜测的那样，俊杰的超等球星三分线外手感火热，并且接受比赛。
[–]76ersElPlatanoDelBronx 55 points an hour ago
Imagine if this team had Klay Thompson on it.
76人球迷：想象一下，假如这支球队有了克莱。
[–]SupersonicsSerenadeSwift [score hidden] 56 minutes ago
Tonight they played without Wiggins, Poole, Iggy, Lee, and Klay/Wiseman lmao. This team’s depth is unreal!
超音速球迷：今晚俊杰没有维金斯，普尔，伊戈达拉，李，克莱和怀斯曼。天哪，这支步队的深度是不真实的。
这乃至不是我的终极外形
[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 273 points an hour ago
Imagine having to watch the lakers after this game
俊杰球迷：想象一下看完这场还要看湖人。
[–]Warriorsthebohster 155 points an hour ago
I can’t wait. It’ll be peak entertainment.
俊杰球迷：我以前等不及了，这将是顶级文娱盛宴。
[–]WarriorsTheMightyMegalodon 102 points an hour ago
I’m expecting that at some point DeAndre Jordan forgets which team he’s on and scores a bucket for Brooklyn.
俊杰球迷：我估计在比赛的某个刹时，小乔丹忘记本人是哪个队的，然后为篮网进了一球。
[–]SunsBigCountryBumgarner 811 points an hour ago*
Getting rekt by Otto Porter is peak pain
太阳球迷：被小波特打爆了是最舒服的。
[–]WarriorsBUUAHAHAHA 627 points an hour ago
No Wiggins, No Poole, No Iguodala, No Klay, no problem.
俊杰球迷：没枸杞，没茶乔丹，没一哥，没克莱，没成绩
[–]SunsJUDD__WAS__ROBBED 224 points an hour ago
Doesn’t matter if you have Otto Porter
太阳球迷：没干系，你们另有波特。
[–]WarriorsVampireBatman 74 points an hour ago
You mean Wilt Chamberlain?
俊杰球迷：你是指维尔特-张伯伦吗？
[–]SunsdizZzy5 96 points an hour ago
Hey not fair we didn’t have Booker tonight either
太阳球迷：嘿，这比赛不公平，今晚我们没上布克啊（指布克隐身）
[–]SunsKuntsaw 249 points 7 hours ago
Bookers worst game this season, but that’s credit to GS defense on him. The Warriors are way too good to give so many second chance points to.
太阳球迷：布克本赛季最糟糕体现，但是要歌颂俊杰对他的防卫。俊杰在制造二次打击时机方面太牛逼了。
[–]Warriors__spartacus 585 points an hour ago
What a game from Steph “Despite the Christmas” Curry
俊杰球迷：“圣诞节摆烂”的库里打了何等出色的比赛啊。
[–]NetsSnaxFoods 259 points an hour ago
steph’s best christmas game, still not great but better than normal
篮网球迷：库里生活最佳圣诞体现了，只管不是特别炸裂，但比寻常体现要好。
[–]Warriors__spartacus 127 points an hour ago
Great game despite below average shooting imo
俊杰球迷：以前很棒了，除了投篮掷中率有些低。
[–]Sea-Turnip6078 11 points an hour ago
+24 to boot
上去就是+24的正负值
[–]WarriorsCtG526 41 points 2 hours ago
Didn’t get 3k, but broke the Christmas curse!
俊杰球迷：没有打破3000记三分，但是冲破了圣诞咒骂。
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 560 points 2 hours ago
If Doris Burke mentions Steph physique one more fucking time I’m gonna throw coal at my TV.
俊杰球迷：假如多丽斯-伯克（女教学）再提一次库里的体魄的话，我就要把昨天的菜吐到电视上了。
[–]WarriorsSzafarzKamyk 310 points 2 hours ago
100lbs each arm, core strength, look at his arms
俊杰球迷：一个胳膊能举100磅（约45公斤），中心力气，看看他的胳膊。
[–]WarriorsSeekingSignificance 118 points an hour ago
I’m so tired of hearing about this supposed 100lb dumbbell lift Steph is doing. They won’t even clarify what exercise he’s doing smh
俊杰球迷：我以前受够了听这些关于库里瞎掰的100磅哑铃练习了。他们乃至说不出他具体做的什么举措。
[–]Rocketsbigtice 475 points 2 hours ago
“Y’all forgot about me, huh?” – Otto Porter Jr.
火箭球迷：“你们都把我忘了吗？哼！”——小奥托-波特
[–]WarriorsFungChoyChicken 67 points 2 hours ago
Big smile when i lip read that.
俊杰球迷：波特笑得时分我读唇语读出来的。
[–]SunsB1ocka 350 points 2 hours ago
That’s NBA finals man
太阳球迷：这就是NBA总决赛啊，兄弟们。
[–]TeriyakiDorayaki 180 points 6 hours ago
If only the NBA would get rid of conferences and just do top 16
除非NBA取消东西分部，然后让前16号种子打季后赛。
[–]TheRed_Knight 124 points 6 hours ago
with the winning team missing 7 players and 3 coaches
赢的那支步队有7名球员和3位教练出席。
[–]Lakersmvrquise111 243 points 6 hours ago
Otto Porter did more in the last 2 minutes than his whole time with the Bulls
湖人球迷：奥托-波特在最初两分钟的奉献比他整个公牛生活的奉献还多。
[–]SpursPapiShot 197 points 6 hours ago
Oh great, they found another KD.
马刺球迷：真棒，俊杰找到了另一位KD。
[–]SunsAces17 189 points 6 hours ago
What a great game! I just get so mad that the suns don’t feed Ayton more. He’s like an automatic bucket against the warriors
太阳球迷：何等出色的比赛。我气愤的缘故是太阳不再给艾顿喂球了。他在对阵俊杰的时分分都是白给的啊。
[–]WarriorsUA30_j7L 73 points 6 hours ago
Him in the post is a nightmare
俊杰球迷：他在低位对我们来说就是一场噩梦。
[–]76erspatchworky 163 points 6 hours ago
watching this game really confirms how much better these two teams are than pretty much the entire rest of the league. expecting them in the WCF
76人球迷：看了整场比赛，十分确认这两支步队比其他一切步队都要出色很多，渴望他们在西部决赛中相遇。
[–]Maverickshezzyskeets123 141 points 6 hours ago
OPJ future finals mvp???
独行侠球迷：波特——将来的FMVP？
[–][GSW] Nate ThurmondHelicase21 377 points 7 hours ago
Jonathan Kuminga is that dude.
俊杰球迷：乔纳森-库明加是我们渴望看到的新秀。
[–]WarriorsShadowClawz 128 points 6 hours ago
HIS EXP IS PAYING OFF IN REAL TIME ITS BEAUTIFUL
俊杰球迷：他能在实际比赛中晋级，这太美好了。
[–]BobLoblaw_BirdLaw 1192 points 7 hours ago
33% of the Suns losses are to the Warriors …
太阳输掉的33%的比赛对手都是俊杰……
[–]SunsPhxdwn 419 points 7 hours ago
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太阳球迷：请纪录你的账号。
[–]Sunsjborgjr 654 points 7 hours ago
I’m starting to think that Warriors fans may not like Chris Paul
太阳球迷：我开头以为俊杰球迷约莫不喜好克里斯-保罗。
[–]Warriorspoulmavinger 414 points 6 hours ago
Hated him since his clippers days lol, since before our 1st playoff in 2014 I’ve hated the dude lol.
俊杰球迷：自从他在快船的时分就厌恶他了，准确的说在2014年季后赛之前我就不喜好这家伙。
[–]alfentazolam 55 points 6 hours ago
Only his sells, flops and rip throughs. Can’t say anything about his level of hoop and IQ.
Definitely has the competitive attitude you’d love if he’s on your team and hate if he’s not ??
除了他那些倚老卖老，假摔，和大回环，他的比赛级别和篮球智商是没法黑的。
假如他在你的球队，你一定会喜好他的竞争态度，假如不在的话??
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